Gow Gow night

We were having an xmas party in the office.

I had too too too many booze and I puked twice!

Tonight was okay, most of the creative didn't really drink a lot.

I was a trained drinker so I drank fucking a lot,

trying to cut down though.

Get to know a few colleagues (well, our opis is huge!).

When I was chit chatting with this chica,

she told me she doesn't like interns,

then suddenly this intern approached us

(i tell you what, the interns here are wild!)

I didn't know whether they're wild or I'm old already,

just assume they're wild la.

(die die dun wanna admit that I'm too old to be wild)

I dunno why that intern suddenly came to me and said:

"I know you're a lesbian!!! you're scho kawl!!!"

I gave her a 'errr... really...? haha' that kinda look.

Shit la... I couldn't sleep and still hangover, wtf.

I remember that I had a Jaegerbomb,

few glasses of whisky coke and many many beers.

Random:

Was chatting on the msn with ikan today.

Then she said she keep listening to U2's With or Without You,

and typing out the chorus.

Suddenly I replied her "sure ah? But i surely can't live without you"

Fuck, i must be fucking out of my mind. hahahaha

But i was happy when I said so cuz I was way too chickened last time.

It's festive season, everyone's happy so... fuck it but i really meant it.

Without her, I would be bored to death on the msn,

Cuz she's my 'msn companion'. hahaha.

And I was tagged from a pic of my primary school classmate.

The pic was taken when we were like... standard 4?

(I was standing far on the left)

Oh man, when I took the first glance at the pic,

I thought that was my younger sis.

ahhhh.... i missed those classmates. wish we could hang out some day.

It'd be pretty hard cuz some of them are married! some even have kids!

I guess those who hadn't seen me after form3 will be pretty surprising to see me. (I was transfered to Kuantan after form 3 and chopped off my hair in form 5)

Ahhh.... I need to work my ass off to lose my weight man!

I wanna show them I'm not a fatty aunty,

I want their kids to call me jie jie instead!

I remember my ex classmate's daughter called me kor kor.

She told her mom "mama, that kor kor very leng zai",

then her mom thought she was pointing at my another classmate's husband,

then she said "noo... that kor kor, this kor kor", pointed at me.

It's embarrassing okay (my friend didn't know i'm gay),

but at the same time kinda happy also, i take it as a compliment especially from a kid.

Kids hardly lie okay, they tell what they see. hahahaha (syok sendiri)

Ya really, i don't want the next time she sees me, call me fat kor kor.

Okay, it's 5:38am. ciao.