I'm a GIANT baby

Filling up the personal form that requires to be submitted tomorrow when I enter the office. Sighs, so many things that I need to fill up *sweats. And also need to reveal my college and school results. Therefore I needed to dig out all the old certs from the store room. While digging the old stuff, it kinda reminds me of the old memories.

Looking at the old certs, whoa... my results are good! hahahaha! *ahems.

PMR : 5As 2Bs (considered not bad for students that never gone for tuitions! fucking hate tuitions)

SPM: 3A1 / 2B3 / 2B4 / 2 C5 / 1C6 (i'm not feeling embarrassed to tell that i screwed my add maths paper, somehow I still passed my paper. Thanks to those that submitted the blank papers, you guys had saved my ass but technically I failed that paper. Surprisingly I got an A1 for my modern maths, which I got confident that I might get 100% for that paper. Can someone explain why my add maths failed all the time and my modern maths was fucking good? Both are numbers. I'm weird)

Then... I found my birth cert. I looked at my weight when I was just came out from my mum's womb. Whoaaaaaaaaa.... I'm so fucking heavy, 3.9 something kg, close to 4kg! Can you imagine my mum carrying such a huge baby. I remember my mum said I'm the heaviest among my siblings. Sometimes I had this thought that maybe my parents were expecting for a son when they were having me, that why I was fed to this size and caused me slightly boyish since I was young. During pregnancy, it's not just about the nutrient but psychology also might affect the growth of the baby. It's a norm that parents are expecting for opposite sex baby when they already have children with the same sex. My friend Jeek is a middle child like me, her siblings are all girls. I guess when her mum was having her, the parents are expecting for a son, even her chinese/english name is kinda masculine. Hmm.. however this is only my thought. Can be true though.

p/s: I love you mama :)