Monday, July 6, 2009

Horny elephant

I was feeling really horny recently, especially the past few days. Everytime i close muh eyes, i see images! Creepy but real!. I think im having my 3rd or 4th puberty (i couldn't recall as i had maniesss). I told D and C about my horniness, they asked me "is it your period coming very soon?" or "ovulation?"... nope, they're WRONG. Maybe i didn't get released for quite some time and there's something needed to be released. Get what i mean? Just like men having wet dreams to release the extra semen stored inside their semen tank.

Therefore, my itchy fingers couldn't help themselves and took the first move (i know what y'all thinking, but WRONG!). I googled 'redtube' to fulfill my desire. Why i google and not type the URL? Because there's short cut each time you're trying to type an url and a list of URL(s) will be appeared at the bottom, I don't want anyone who uses my firefox could keep track of what website i'd had surfed. Well, I surfed porn while chitchatting with D and C, C said i was disappeared in 7 mins. Yes, i took 7 mins to release :) I watched 2 short porns (straight and gay porns). They asked me why i didn't watch the lesbian porns? Because I feel disgusted watching the les ones, reasons:
1. giant dildos (much bigger than real penis...)
2. scary f-ejaculation (out of my imagination)
3. too much fingers doing downthere
4. long polished nails trying to dig something inside
5. *much more to be listed out*

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